Simon Jones
Brains? really likes this guy’s style; can do attitude, snappy dresser, dead. Welcome to our newest animated zombie, Simon Jones.
Who are you?
Simon Jones, I’m a zombie, which isn’t as bad as it might sound. Sure you have flies to deal with in summer, but if I fall apart doing some neat trick, I can slap my arm or leg or head back on and get back on the skateboard, or bike…
What do you do?
Well I’m Kinda the the guy at School who does all the cool daring stuff, but mostly I’m a student, at Gate Street High, my school.
I’m in Year 9 High school and I hang out with my friends Gloria, Julius and Vincent.
What have you done?
Not a lot yet. I don’t remember anything before waking up as a zombie, but that’s okay, I’m happy as I am, and since Mum is a zombie too, whatever happened, I think I was with her.
What are you going to do?
I’d like to come up with the most awesome sport that somehow combines a big empty round swimming pool, skateboards and a hoop, I’d call it ‘Skate-ball’ or something, hopefully I can be picked up in a national team, or I could run my own league or something. Awesome.
I’d like to use the Fame from that to become an action star in movies.
Where can we find you?
Dunbarton, usually at home, or at school, or on Facebook, I don’t have a computer of my own so I go to my friend Julius’ house. The coolest place to go is Vincent’s Dad’s underground lab, so much cool stuff.
Any last words?
Live fast, because you can always stitch yourself back together and pull yourself up by your Tendons

